There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly wheat the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.


ps. i'm aware i haven't written in a whole bunch of time. update, i'm now 19. whoop-de-doo. and not much else is new, or so it seems for now.