can you hold 6 cucumbers in one hand?

today at work this kid dropped off a resume, we checked it out cause obviously an employee would do something of the sort. so, we're all.. hmm, derek. well shit this kid didn't put his phone number on his resume, you know you're a little .. slow when.. so i was like, alright i feel bad for the kid so i went to the door and luckily he was walking away from applying i think at subway.. and i was like, derek, man, you forgot to put your phone number on your resume. and he was like, i did? i guess that's why no one has called me. oh, shiat. that was too much! hmm.. listened to some new order today, some modest mouse. talked to glen on the phone, he's goign to hell.. went to some religious dealy thing for his religion class and as they were about to pray he put his head down and this girl in tight pants in front of him, her ass was just there when his eyes turned down and he had to look, so he was like, i'm not going to pray, i'm going to hell for this anyways! haha. ooh and apparently this kid was walking up some stairs to get baptised and he tripped and glen thought " i bet jesus didn't see that coming!" haha. that guy, man! i also listened to pump up the vallum. or however it's spelt, silly me for not knowing, meh.
got two damien rice tickets today, for which i'm ever so stoked. oh and i bought an ass load of movies, 12 i think. so i don't need to buy any more for a long time. althoguh i want to make a tattoo appointment, because i want one, so i'm going to get one. that's it that's all. i work at 10 so i'm going to go now. wow two days in a row, impressant. peace.